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Filipino phone jokes..

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Post by Saiyuki_Hakusho on Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:00 pm

Chinese Folks :
Losing your teeth lessens your sexual drive..
according to chinese filipino..
"Pag ikaw wala ipen wala KAN-TOOTH"
So take care of your teeth para "laging merong kan-tooth"


Common Filipino Mistakes :

1. "Ale , pabili ng colgate yung close-up"
-Baka close gate?

2. "Sarado mo ang pinto! Lalabas yung aircon"
-May paa yung aircon?

3. "Yaya, salubungin mo yung school bus ni Junior"
-Edi namatay si yaya?

4. "Anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"
-Edi namatay din ang anak?

5. "Tinuka ako ng ahas!"
-May tuka ang ahas?

6. "Lowbat na ko eh!"
-May battery ka rin?

7. "May tonsil ako eh"
-Sinong walang tonsils?

8. "May candy ako, ayaw mo?"
-Offer ba yan?

9. "Tara , gala tayo!"
-Palaboy?

10. "Tulog ka na ba?"
-Baka kasi sumagot ng OO hehehe!!

Vine tea :

Do you know what is a Vine Tea?

Vine Tea..
is actually a sukli, when your money is 50, when you load 30..

So your sukli is Vine Tea!

Right!? hahahaha!!
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Post by _miCo_ on Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:18 pm

ahahahahah!

Nice Jokes!
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Post by Saiyuki_Hakusho on Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:02 pm

Ahahaha... gus2 ko ung kan-tooth.. lol..
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Post by _miCo_ on Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:50 pm

rolf?
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Post by Saiyuki_Hakusho on Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:48 pm

ano ibibg sabihin ng rofl?
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Post by Keybi on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:39 pm

Natural na iyang mga words na yan sa Filipino language.
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Post by Saiyuki_Hakusho on Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:27 pm

Kairos anu ibig sabihin ng rolf?
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Post by Keybi on Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:25 pm

kahit nakagawa na ako ng sarili kong site, isa sa matandang members ng DS at isa sa (founding members) ng EF.

Eh hindi ko pa 'yan alam.
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Post by _miCo_ on Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:23 pm

Roll on floor laughing
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Post by Saiyuki_Hakusho on Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:47 pm

tHx mico.. si kairos di alam.. ^^
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Post by Keybi on Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:06 pm

Alam, ko na!!

bwahahaha!

ROFL.
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Re: Filipino phone jokes..

Post by Bish2k8 on Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:28 am

Ngeeeh . .

daming beses ko na e2 narinig ah. .

pero k lng . .

ehehe . .

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