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Filipino phone jokes..
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Filipino phone jokes..
by Saiyuki_Hakusho Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:00 pm
Chinese Folks :
Losing your teeth lessens your sexual drive..
according to chinese filipino..
"Pag ikaw wala ipen wala KAN-TOOTH"
So take care of your teeth para "laging merong kan-tooth"
Common Filipino Mistakes :
1. "Ale , pabili ng colgate yung close-up"
-Baka close gate?
2. "Sarado mo ang pinto! Lalabas yung aircon"
-May paa yung aircon?
3. "Yaya, salubungin mo yung school bus ni Junior"
-Edi namatay si yaya?
4. "Anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"
-Edi namatay din ang anak?
5. "Tinuka ako ng ahas!"
-May tuka ang ahas?
6. "Lowbat na ko eh!"
-May battery ka rin?
7. "May tonsil ako eh"
-Sinong walang tonsils?
8. "May candy ako, ayaw mo?"
-Offer ba yan?
9. "Tara , gala tayo!"
-Palaboy?
10. "Tulog ka na ba?"
-Baka kasi sumagot ng OO hehehe!!
Vine tea :
Do you know what is a Vine Tea?
Vine Tea..
is actually a sukli, when your money is 50, when you load 30..
So your sukli is Vine Tea!
Right!? hahahaha!!
Losing your teeth lessens your sexual drive..
according to chinese filipino..
"Pag ikaw wala ipen wala KAN-TOOTH"
So take care of your teeth para "laging merong kan-tooth"
Common Filipino Mistakes :
1. "Ale , pabili ng colgate yung close-up"
-Baka close gate?
2. "Sarado mo ang pinto! Lalabas yung aircon"
-May paa yung aircon?
3. "Yaya, salubungin mo yung school bus ni Junior"
-Edi namatay si yaya?
4. "Anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"
-Edi namatay din ang anak?
5. "Tinuka ako ng ahas!"
-May tuka ang ahas?
6. "Lowbat na ko eh!"
-May battery ka rin?
7. "May tonsil ako eh"
-Sinong walang tonsils?
8. "May candy ako, ayaw mo?"
-Offer ba yan?
9. "Tara , gala tayo!"
-Palaboy?
10. "Tulog ka na ba?"
-Baka kasi sumagot ng OO hehehe!!
Vine tea :
Do you know what is a Vine Tea?
Vine Tea..
is actually a sukli, when your money is 50, when you load 30..
So your sukli is Vine Tea!
Right!? hahahaha!!
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Re: Filipino phone jokes..
by Saiyuki_Hakusho Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:02 pm
Ahahaha... gus2 ko ung kan-tooth.. lol..
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Re: Filipino phone jokes..
by Keybi Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:39 pm
Natural na iyang mga words na yan sa Filipino language.
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Re: Filipino phone jokes..
by Saiyuki_Hakusho Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:27 pm
Kairos anu ibig sabihin ng rolf?
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Re: Filipino phone jokes..
by Keybi Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:25 pm
kahit nakagawa na ako ng sarili kong site, isa sa matandang members ng DS at isa sa (founding members) ng EF.
Eh hindi ko pa 'yan alam.
Eh hindi ko pa 'yan alam.
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Re: Filipino phone jokes..
by Saiyuki_Hakusho Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:47 pm
tHx mico.. si kairos di alam.. ^^
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Re: Filipino phone jokes..
by Bish2k8 Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:28 am
Ngeeeh . .
daming beses ko na e2 narinig ah. .
pero k lng . .
ehehe . .
daming beses ko na e2 narinig ah. .
pero k lng . .
ehehe . .
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